Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Introduction Rant

Entering the blogging game much too late I've decided.  I have a lot to say, most of it is of no importance to anyone. I like that my students pretend to care about what I say.  My poor BF has to try and keep up with what I say - apparently I can change topics within the same sentence.  That's a direct reflection of how my mind works.  That's probably not a good thing, but I like to remind people that Einstein was nuts, too.  Actually, I don't know if he was.  I said that because of his hair, but I'll go with it.  


So...this is where it can get awkward.  What do I want to let out?  How much information do I want to give?  I can tell you that I've never been more ready to be finished with this school year.  I'm exhausted and so stressed out.  This is evident because half my grocery list consists of different kinds of wine I want to buy for the WEEK.  Yes, the week.  I had a revelation at Target when we checked out and purchased an absurd amount of alcohol...
Target gives you 5% back every time you use your Target card.  Hmmm...


In the last month, we've probably spent a few hundred dollars on alcohol.  Let's just say an even $300 for the sake of this rant (and because I don't want you to really know how much wine I've been drinking).  5% of $300.00 is $15.00.  The wine I've been drinking cost $6 a bottle.  That means that Target is practically giving me wine every few trips. In the last month, they have GIVEN me two bottles.  YES.  I knew I loved Target before that realization, but I REALLY love Target now.  


Ok, it's more than likely time to drink one of those free bottles.  My next blog is going to be a diddy about Frado and the new fish.  I have an Oscar named, de la Hoya.  Brilliant, I know.  


-Kendra

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